What Kind Of Football Club Would Your Boyfriend Be

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Foreign football clubs have a lot of fans in Kenya.

Every weekend when there’s a match, you’re sure to find Nigerians tuned in. Especially when a popular club is playing. So we decided to relate Nigerian men to the kinds of football clubs that exist. Enjoy!

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1. Chelsea

Chelsea will be the boyfriend that everyone thinks you’re lucky to have. He’s likely to dump you when things go rough.

2. Manchester United

Man Utd is that boyfriend that was great at the beginning of the relationship. Romantic and everything. Now he just does anyhow and is very inconsistent.

3. Valencia

Valencia is that boyfriend that has no future ambition and just wants to laze around.  He’s just useless.

4. Arsenal

Arsenal is the boyfriend that’s very loyal and faithful, but still a loser. You can’t brag about him to your friends.

5. Manchester City

Manchester City is the rich boyfriend that will spoil you.

6. Barcelona

This one will definitely cheat on you because he’s hot and all the girls want him.

7.  Real Madrid

Real Madrid is the rich and flashy boyfriend. He has all the latest rides and loves wearing white.

8. Liverpool

Liverpool is that boyfriend that used to be rich and spends all his time reminiscing and talking about when he used to be wealthy.

9. Borussia Dortmund

This would be the really romantic boyfriend that would write you poems and send you roses.

UGANDA: Uganda Christian University Student Commits Suicide After Finding his Girlfriend Cheating

Reports coming through to us have confirmed that a final year student of the Uganda Christian University [UCU] in the department of Economics apparently took his own life for granted on Monday evening (29/09/2016) in his residence after catching his girlfriend with another guy red handed.

The young man identified as Tugume Samuel who used to reside in Banda is said to have been an Electrician irrespective of his studies and through this job he was earning money he was using to take care of his girlfriend (names withheld) plus paying of her tuition fees. 

Apparently a guy who saw Samuel yesterday morning confirmed that the deceased had a problem with his girlfriend after finding her with another guy at the campus hence ending up killing himself because he has been sponsoring her with tuition when she promised to marry him after studies

University student dies under MYSTERIOUS circumstances

A University Student was found dead on Wednesday, November 30, in what seems to be a severe beatdown.

Malvin Eshitera's cause of death remains a point of speculation. PHOTO/FACEBOOK

Malvin Eshitera who was pursuing a Bachelor’s degree in Information technology at the Jomo Kenyatta University of Agriculture and Technology, suffered severe bleeding after he was allegedly beaten up by some students over a girl.

According to his big brother, Malvin had been exchanging bitter texts by his ex-girlfriend , but there were no death threats involved.

One suspect has been arrested, after blood stains were found on his shirt, as further investigations continue.

Malvin was at loggerheads with his girlfriend, according to his big brother

Police have however come up with a parallel story that seems to suggest that Malvin was a thief