By JEMEDARI Mwanawakiume
Dear men, we know that you can wear whatever the f**k you want. Yeah yeah … we get that!
But
since some of you go around yapping about how mini skirts are
offensive, FYI there are some clothes that you, the male species need to
stop wearing too. You look painfully awful.
Let’s break it down for you:
1. Baggy clothes
Unless
you’re hiding a beer belly or well formed buttocks, there’s no reason
to be walking around in clothes that look like a maternity version of
the male species. Go for well fitting clothes as they give a more
presentable look.
2. Short sleeved button up shirts paired with a tie
I
know the sun can get too hot sometimes. However, unless you work in a
place that requires you to wear a uniform, or it’s the fashionable
floral shirts that give a hipster vibe, go for long sleeved button up
shirts.
3. Sagged jeans
Just don’t! We are in 2016 for Pete’s sake! Nobody wants to see your bum hairs nor your underwear. Tuck that mess away!
4. These kind of shoes …
5. ‘Versace’ shirts and trousers
I
know you want to keep up with the trends and what not but to be honest,
those ‘Versace’ clothes fresh off Moi Avenue are painful to look at.
6. Suits that don’t fit
Buy
suits that fit at the shoulders, arms, and pants that are not slouching
at the crotch! Please…is it even possible to close a deal with a baggy
suit?
7. Popped collars
Popped collars are for vampires and douchebags.
8. Pointy beanies
Trying
to look like Chris Brown and Tyga? Noooooo you look like a smurf or an
elf. It’s cold abroad, why do you need a beanie in the hot African sun?
Isn’t it sweaty and stuff?
9. T-Shirts with silly slogans
SMH!
10. Very tight skinny jeans
Can
your male parts even breathe in those? Gosh, walking around with a male
version of a camel toe. I can only imagine the discomfort. Again, they
look painfully awful.
Anyway, you know how we say it in the 254 #MyDressMyChoice!
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