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Saturday, 2 July 2016

Dear Kenyan Men, Please Stop Wearing These Things

  By JEMEDARI Mwanawakiume

Dear men, we know that you can wear whatever the f**k you want. Yeah yeah … we get that!

But since some of you go around yapping about how mini skirts are offensive, FYI there are some clothes that you, the male species need to stop wearing too. You look painfully awful.


Let’s break it down for you:

1. Baggy clothes

Unless you’re hiding a beer belly or well formed buttocks, there’s no reason to be walking around in clothes that look like a maternity version of the male species. Go for well fitting clothes as they give a more presentable look.

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2. Short sleeved button up shirts paired with a tie

I know the sun can get too hot sometimes. However, unless you work in a place that requires you to wear a uniform, or it’s the fashionable floral shirts that give a hipster vibe, go for long sleeved button up shirts.

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3. Sagged jeans

Just don’t! We are in 2016 for Pete’s sake! Nobody wants to see your bum hairs nor your underwear. Tuck that mess away!

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4. These kind of shoes …

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5. ‘Versace’ shirts and trousers

I know you want to keep up with the trends and what not but to be honest, those ‘Versace’ clothes fresh off Moi Avenue are painful to look at.
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6. Suits that don’t fit

Buy suits that fit at the shoulders, arms, and pants that are not slouching at the crotch! Please…is it even possible to close a deal with a baggy suit?

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7. Popped collars

Popped collars are for vampires and douchebags.

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8. Pointy beanies

Trying to look like Chris Brown and Tyga? Noooooo you look like a smurf or an elf. It’s cold abroad, why do you need a beanie in the hot African sun? Isn’t it sweaty and stuff?
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9. T-Shirts with silly slogans

SMH!
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10. Very tight skinny jeans

Can your male parts even breathe in those? Gosh, walking around with a male version of a camel toe. I can only imagine the discomfort. Again, they look painfully awful.

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Anyway, you know how we say it in the 254 #MyDressMyChoice!

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