ONLINE

Friday, 1 July 2016

Got A Baby Girl? 18 Amazing Ways To Style That Baby Hair

By JEMEDARI Mwanawakiume

Are you a mom of a sweet little thing, aged 2 to 12 years? Then you don’t need us telling you it’s not easy to come up with baby girl hairstyles on a daily basis.





You want something that’s both new and fun to try out, as well as quick and easy to put together. Here we are, coming to your aid, with 18 lovable pictures of exciting young styles. They’re perfect for spurring your styling creativity and, we hope, for bringing out the best in your young princess!

1. 

12439357_1752593924987900_3201448904258056421_n



2. 

12993510_1752593464987946_1096032080867962082_n



3. 

12993530_1752593528321273_2291920680644281300_n



4. 

13007114_1752593668321259_9192799443639672231_n


5. 

13007263_1752600388320587_8161499788905800831_n



6. 

13015167_1752593614987931_1877651740065611857_n



7. 

13015398_1753510411562918_1952568641286648151_n



8. 

13043672_1752600581653901_4641234445255869429_n



9. 

13051565_1752600664987226_7154195716029226431_n



10.

13062181_1752593778321248_2981471311268997966_n



11. 

13062345_1753510381562921_7734642465185732884_n



12. 

13062422_1752593764987916_4230640437655258428_n



13. 

13083369_1753510291562930_2799534909610805662_n



14. 

13087605_1754833678097258_7765503586499700190_n



15. 

13087804_1754833718097254_3789665371817974890_n



16. 

13092092_1755932611320698_3628199611582234025_n



17.

13094215_1754833351430624_7532256236434574253_n



18.

13096312_1754834098097216_8649565134421721099_n

16 Hot Braid Extensions Styles For Women Not Afraid Of Color

  By JEMEDARI Mwanawakiume

Have you ever wanted to try a new color with your hair but didn’t want to permanently dye it?

What about a bold color like purple, red, pink, blue, green, or even grey? Well, we have a simple solution for you. Braids or twists are easy ways to try out new bold colors without altering the color of your hair.

These 16 beauties are rocking bold and daring colored braids. What color will you try?


1.

braid 10



2.

braid3



3.

braid4



4.

braid5



5.

braid7



6.

braid8



7.

braid9



8.

braid11



9.

braid12



10.

braid17



11.

braids



12.

braids2



13.

braid16



14.

braid15



15.

braid13



16.

braid6



17.

Box-braids-12



Kenya Revenue Authority punishes non compliant taxpayers

Press Release.

1.7 million Kenyans met the deadline for filing their returns by yesterday midnight (June 30, Thursday, 2016).

Kenya Revenue Authority commends taxpayers for turning up in large numbers to meet their tax obligation.

This is a true show of patriotism that should be embraced more in the new financial year.

The Authority would like to reiterate that the deadline for filing returns has not been extended and will not be extended.

Consequently,Kenya Revenue Authority informs taxpayers that according to the Tax Procedure Act 2015, Section 83, late filing of returns attract penalties as follows;

• For employment returns, the higher of 25% of tax due or KSh  10, 000.


• For Turnover Tax return – KSh 5, 000.


• In any other case, 25% of the tax payable under the return or Ksh 25, 000 whichever is higher.


• For failure to submit a document other than a tax return, Ksh 1, 000 for each day or part day of default but the total shall not exceed KSh 50, 000.


Taxpayers should seek to know the specific penalty that applies to them.


iTAX Support Centers will continue to operate under normal working hours to assist those filing their returns late.


iTax was introduced by the taxman as a means of getting a 360 degrees view of thee taxpayer in an effort to enhance tax compliance.

Safaricom brings in new top boss from Vodacom Tanzania


Press Release

John, joined Safaricom from Vodafone Tanzania, where he held the roles of Acting Chief Executive Officer and Chief Financial Officer.  He is an original member of the Qatar start-up team which was founded in 2008 and has built a population market share of 48% within 2 years. 

John first joined Vodafone in New Zealand in 2003, and has since held senior financial roles in both mobile and fixed telecommunications operations.  He is a Board member of Vodafone Qatar, and was previously a Board member of Vodafone Fiji. 

Prior to joining Vodafone, John was a management consultant with clients across a variety of industries.

John is a 49 year old New Zealander and has a Bachelor of Management Studies, with majors in marketing and accounting.


Safaricom has today announced the appointment of Sateesh Kamath as it’s Chief Financial Officer (CFO) and Executive Board Member of Safaricom Ltd., effective August, 2016.

Kamath joins Safaricom from Vodacom Tanzania Ltd, where he was the Chief Financial Officer and Executive Director on the board of Vodacom Tanzania.
With over 19 years’ experience in both mature and emerging markets across Asia, Europe and Africa, Kamath has a strong background in strategic performance management and building robust operations across the telecoms, FMCG and manufacturing sectors.

Prior to his former position at Vodacom, Kamath has held senior roles for the last 12 years at both a global and local level for Vodafone operations in London, Australia, New Zealand, Turkey and Fiji.

He is also non-executive Director in other group companies and investments.
Kamath succeeds current CFO and Executive Director John Tombleson, who took up the position in 2011.

As Tombleson comes to the end of his five year term, he will be returning home to Vodafone New Zealand to take up a new opportunity as the Integration Director of the recently announced merger between Vodafone New Zealand and Sky New Zealand.

A senior Vodafone resource,  Tombleson joined Safaricom from Vodafone Qatar, where he held the position of Ag Chief Executive Officer and Chief Financial Officer.

Tombleson first joined Vodafone in his home country of New Zealand in 2003, and has since held progressively senior financial roles in both mobile and fixed telecommunications operations.
“Kamath will join the company to steer its next phase of development as we work towards becoming ensuring our business continues its sustainable growth,

“As Tombleson’s tenure comes to its close, we are pleased that he will leave the company to return to his home town leaving behind a strengthened investor relations portfolio and strong relationships with our shareholders,

“As a seasoned financial executive,  Tombleson leaves the company having steered the company through its most robust and fruitful years. He has been an invaluable resource to the executive team,” said ,” said Bob Collymore, Safaricom CEO.

See the phone that Uhuru Kenyatta uses

You probably use a phone twice expensive as Uhuru Kenyatta’s. Mine ranges within the same pricing. Really.

Uhuru Kenyatta uses a secure phone for his official communications. A phone that he was recently photographed holding at a function he was a guest at.
Uhuru Kenyatta, we’ve figured out, uses an android phone. After-all.

On scrutiny, it turns out that the president uses a Blackberry Priv. A secure mobile phone that runs on an android operating system- so maybe when he is relaxing in the evenings at home, he plays Candy Crush saga. Yes?

Finally, we reveal the phone that Uhuru Kenyatta uses
Uhuru Kenyatta bares his Black Berry Priv’s phone at a recent function.


It has an 18 megapixel back camera and can take videos of 4K resolution- that is just in case the president notices something amusing and he chooses to record it for his High Definition  amusement purposes.

The president can store up such HD videos or his favorite hip hop music to the 32 GB’s internal memory of the phone while enjoying that the phone is a touch screen that comes with a slide-out physical keyboard.

Finally, we reveal the phone that Uhuru Kenyatta uses
The Black Berry Priv. It has two keyboards- a touch screen and a slideout physical keyboard just for giggles. Photo Source:crackberry.com

On Amazon, the phone is priced at slightly over KSh 42,000. Here in Kenya,  new one would probably set your bank account KSh 50,000 back  or slightly more.

In 2015, Nairobi Senator, Mike Senator showed off his gold encrusted phone. A Vertu designer luxury phone that cost him an excess KSh 1.3 million shillings.

On Relationships: 13 Extremely Hilarious Quotes Romoured to be President Robert Mugabe's



By JEMEDARI Mwanawakiume

“If your girlfriend/boyfriend has not taken a picture with you before just make that request and stop forcing Photo Grid to bring you together.”

1. “Some women’s legs are like rumors, they just keep on spreading”

Robert-Mugabe-sleeping-in-Nigeria


2. “It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire”.

President Robert Mugabe On Relationships

3. “If you are ugly; you are ugly – stop talking about inner beauty because we don’t walk around with X-rays”.
President Robert Mugabe On Relationships


4. “Dear sister, don’t be deceived by a man who text you “I miss you” only when it’s raining. You are not an umbrella”.

Mugabe2


5. “Check your girlfriend’s body, if she has more tattoos or piercings, you can cheat on her. She is already used to pain.”

President Robert Mugabe On Relationships

6. “Dating a slim or slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face”.

President Robert Mugabe On Relationships


7. “It’s better for a man to be stingy with the money he has hustled for, than for a woman to deny you a hole that she didn’t even drill it herself.”

mugabe-mg-3


8. “Some of you girls can’t even jog for 5 minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2hours??? Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade”.

mugabe-eats-ice-cream


9. “If your girlfriend/boyfriend has not taken a picture with you before just make that request and stop forcing Photo Grid to bring you together.”

Mugabe (1)


10.”God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and created a loudspeaker”.

President Robert Mugabe On Relationships


11.”If women think having their period (menstruation) in a whole month is a difficult task, they should ask the men how difficult is it to control an erected Penis in public.”

President Robert Mugabe On Relationships

12. “Some girls don’t attend the gym but look physically fit because of running from one man to another”

President Robert Mugabe On Relationships



13. “When you kiss a girl from another nationality, do it well because you represent the whole country”

mugabe-sad

Photos of Queen Elizabeth meeting 11 US presidents

Photos of Queen Elizabeth meeting 11 US presidents
Queen Elizabeth II with US President Barack Obama (2009-2016). Image: Getty


Photos of Queen Elizabeth meeting 11 US presidents
Queen Elizabeth with George W. Bush (2001-2009) Image: Getty

Photos of Queen Elizabeth meeting 11 US presidents
Queen Elizabeth with Bill Clinton (1993-2001) with his wife Hillary and their daughter Chelsea. Image: Getty

Photos of Queen Elizabeth meeting 11 US presidents
Queen Elizabeth with George Bush senior (1989-1993). Image: Getty


Photos of Queen Elizabeth meeting 11 US presidents
Queen Elizabeth with Jimmy Carter (1977-1981). Image: Getty

Photos of Queen Elizabeth meeting 11 US presidents
The Queen with Gerald Ford (1974-1977). Image: Getty


Photos of Queen Elizabeth meeting 11 US presidents
Queen Elizabeth II with Richard Nixon (1969-1974). Image: Getty


Photos of Queen Elizabeth meeting 11 US presidents
The Queen with John F. Kennedy (1961-1963). Image: Getty

Photos of Queen Elizabeth meeting 11 US presidents
The Queen with Dwight Eisenhower (1953-1961). Image: Getty


Photos of Queen Elizabeth meeting 11 US presidents
The Queen with Harry S. Truman (1945-1953). Image: Getty

Meet the Form 3 girl from Meru who's 6 feet 9 inches in height

Meet the Form 3 girl from Meru who's 6 feet 9 inches in height



A 15-year-old secondary school girl in Meru county turns heads wherever she goes, owing to her startling height.
Jackline Mwende, a Form Three student at Gikurune Girls High School in Imenti South stands at a towering height of 6 feet 9 inches, taller than even most of her teachers, let alone schoolmates.

At that height, the teenager is taller than top American basketballer LeBron James and nearly the height of legendary NBA player Shaquille O’neal, who is 7 ft 1in.

During a previous media interview with The Standard, Mwende said that at first, she was conscious of her height and hated the stares, but with time, she came to appreciate her uniqueness and is even glad to pose for photos with strangers who request her.
“At first, I was not comfortable with people stopping their activities to watch me walk past as I accompanied my school mates or grandmother during the holidays. This made my grandmother Abishag Mbae very protective of me. Purity Mbae, my mother, is currently away studying and working, so I live with my grandmother at Nthimbiri, in Imenti North. It became a habit for my grandmother to accompany me on most outings. She is a very helpful companion. With time, however, my confidence grew and I began to appreciate my uniqueness. Today, I am honoured when someone asks me to pose for photos with them!” said the girl, an only child to her parents of Meru origin, but are abroad in Australia.

Meet the Form 3 girl from Meru who's 6 feet 9 inches in height
In school, she has a challenging time walking into regular height doors, sitting in desks or the school bus, but she welcomes all this as what comes with her unique nature.


“When her grandmother told us that she was very tall and would probably be a challenge to us, we had no idea she was this tall. When we eventually met her, we thought her height might affect her self-esteem, but were pleasantly surprised to learn that it was the opposite. She is very likable and assertive. When she has a problem, she raises it without fear. She also makes friends easily. In fact, when she joined our institution, Mwende turned down an offer to have a special bed and locker made for her. She wanted to have the same facilities and treatment as other students and we respected that,” commented the school’s principal Purity Riungu, who described the girl as an obedient and keen student.
Mwende, an active member of the basketball team in her school, hopes to join the media for a career in journalism, when she grows up.